boomer thinking

Irrational and out-dated thoughts that are proffered by aging people of the Baby Boomer generation.

Boomer thinking is prevalent of aging boomers who should just retire but don't for fear of losing their work-centric identity.
Boomer: I do not believe in working from home or ever taking vacation.

Millenial: OK Boomer... that's obsolete Boomer thinking. Just retire.
by Barnacles have large penises August 19, 2023
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Stupid Thinking

The art of thinking in a way that is not dramatically sharp-witted, therefore the person using this technique may have decisions or thoughts that is not very alike to what others would think as "normal".
Ted: Hey John I just found out that I have adapted to Stupid Thinking!

John: No Ted, you're just a fucking dumbass.
by dumbass19 August 06, 2019
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Ohohoho! Am I!? And what way is that?
The guy that Dr. JeepJorp says should be telling us what to do “It doesn’t matter that they’re being exploited and killings themselves. They don’t need to by the seeds. They don’t need to succeed. They don’t need to NOT be exploited. Shit, they don’t even need to live, my guy!”

An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”

That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”

Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”

The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”

Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”
by Hym Iam November 19, 2022
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Wet Think

A wet think is when you're very tired and have a shower, you turn the temperature up a lil and sit down for an existential crisis.
Aw man I was having such a bad day I went for a wet think.
by I get money!!$ May 08, 2018
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A comical phrase used by the boys to make gay jokes at or amongst themselves. Stated during the observation of a scene that resembles the plot or elements of a porn video. Also used when witnessing a series of events that, at that moment, could seemingly unravel into a sticky situation.
Pace walks into the room holding a pumpkin. Craigs immediately announces “I think i’ve seen this one before.”
by party mom May 15, 2021
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Modi-thinking

It’s a more intensive way of thinking, harder than “overthinking”.

Usually used to define people who overthink things more than usual.
Adam has been “modi-thinking” every move he makes.

Steve “modi-thinks” everything he encounters.
by Modilogy September 20, 2020
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The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)
Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*
by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024
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