Sticky Valentine

When one valentines day , your girlfriend and/or significant other , if she wants to cuddle you jizz all over her.

Sarah and Bob are dating. Bob really wants to experience the art of oral sexual pleasure. Unfourtuanly, Sarah is only interested in cuddling. Bob pretends to go to the bathroom , but he is really getting warmed up. When he gets back he initiates the sticky valentine surprise!!!!!!111one!eleven

by Dr. Love and the couger February 8, 2009

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Sticky muffin

This happens with a slightly to moderatly overweight woman with a muffin top. After intercouse promplty ejaculating around waistline and quickly putting clothes back on.

Man!, Jill's parents came home early and we almost got caught, she definatly will have a sticky muffin until she washes that shit off.

by daydizzle October 24, 2011

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sticky spelunking

When you ejaculate into a pussy, and the bitch wants more; so you do some sticky spelunking.
When you finish nutting, and round two comes around without her cleaning up, so you have to fuck with the cum inside.
Spelunking means 'exploring a cave'.

"That pussy was fresh and unique;until I nutted, but she wanted some more; so I prepared for round two by doing some sticky spelunking".

by ifinnabus May 24, 2017

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Sticky boy

A boy who is sticky. Icky. Might be physical or mental.

Idk man he’s kinda a sticky boy.

by Petercoach420 March 16, 2022

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Sticky mcgriddleshits

having Mcdonalds breakfast first thing in the morning and taking the most hopeless sticky dump an hour later, which in turn usually requires the ol' 50 wiper .

Boss: Its been an hour where the fuck have you been?!?!
Employee: i had a case of the sticky mcgriddleshits

Boss: oh! say no more. i had one yesterday almost ruptured my butthole.

by lesous March 7, 2019

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