Gooch Rag

Somebody who gives the name douchebag a bad name.
Inspired by the term Gooch
A Gooch Rag is a dirty old rag that is used to clean the gooch area of the body (the part of the body between the Asshole & the testicles).

That guy is such a Gooch Rag!
John that GR stole my business plans!

GR is short for Gooch Rag (and much cooler to use).

by S D June 3, 2008

bedside rag

Usually an old t-shirt, this can be any textile material which is relatively absorbant. The rag is kept at your bedside and used to clean up the goo after you have finished your hand-loving. There are several methods which it is possible to use; goo into your hand and wipe;goo onto your stomach and wipe; or the most popular method is to rest the t-shirt on your stomach so you can goo straight onto it. The bedside rag lets you go to town without having to get up and clean yourself, so that you can sleep like a a dirty little baby.

"my mum found my bedside rag the other day, but i said it was an old art t-shirt which had gotten glue on it."

"my bedside rag smells of extra mature stilton"

by Rob Lewis May 13, 2005

Batter Rag

A rag/towel/article of clothing (usually from the dirty pile) that is used to clean up semen after masturbation.

My mom was disgusted to find my batter rag while doing his laundry.

by beerstudk February 8, 2010

boob rags

Small, wet towels used to cool boobs and absorb underboob sweat.

Girl, you need some boob rags in this heat!

by Girl721 July 9, 2017

Rag Top

A derogatory term for Terrorists, specifically found in the middle east dawning black clothing and a black sheet over the head.

"OH SHIT THERE'S A RAG TOP WITH AN M4, SHOOT H-"

by Oradd Phoenix May 30, 2022

Double ragging it

When one person uses two rackets in badmiton to play two players on opposite team.

I'm double ragging it for this game

by ManaWitch May 28, 2017

Butthole rag

A rag used to help with anal leakage so you can wipe your butthole throughout the work day. Usually is hidden out of plain sight.

Man I’m sure glad I had my butthole rag today, my Asshole has been itchy all day.

by BJP11 January 16, 2018