Monk Land

A Minecraft realm created by me.
My friends play it.
We are monkey.
We pog gmear.

"I am weird"
"Oh, you must play Monk Land"
"Oh yes, agreed"

by maxeylol January 20, 2021

Monke time

Basically if you are monkey = time

Did you do "Monke time" yet

by Monke gamer June 16, 2022

monk-like existence

The life of a bachelor, possibly a "confirmed bachelor." Living a life with no intent of marriage or family.

"I shall continue the monk-like existence that has characterised my life hitherto."

by bertiewoosterlubsjeeves January 22, 2016

The Dirty Monk

When making love in an aggressive style, just before you cum, you ram your cock in your partners mouth, yell "GRENADE OUT" then punch them in the head...

Man 1: Man I gave Eljay "The Dirty Monk" last night!
Man 2: Damn bro while was watching Vtubers?
Man 1: Yeah.

by Skatinmonk April 15, 2022

dead monke

a dead monke actually

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?

by September 15, 2020

The monk effect

(noun) Working fast so that there can be more work coming your way in the future. Largely a state induced by poverty or lack of financial security.

G: I really admire her work ethic, I can't believe she's a super worker.
Me: It's really the monk effect, I hope she's in a better place financially soon.
G: Yes, but till then let's enjoy the super productivity!

by September 15, 2023

big monke

A gorilla. Makes sense, you know?

Guy 1 at the zoo: Hey, look at that big monke!
Guy 2, accompanying Guy 1: You mean gorilla?

by the random. December 08, 2021