kyle

Kyle is a fat fuck, he is a waste of air, he should just go to China and get his life sucked into a machine. he is so fat he eats all the starbursts on the planet. he is also a meth head and does a lot of other drugs. he will also eat you if he has the chance.

run there is a kyle coming

by bigjose November 22, 2018

Kyle

An incredibly gay person!

Person 1: OMG! That guy is so gay...

Person 2: I know, that's Kyle...

by Sir. Judge-a-lot December 8, 2017

Kyle

A girl with striking eyes and a beautiful smile. She is gorgeous, but some people are to blinded by jealousy to see it. Most people find her extremely likable. She tries to be kind all the time, but sometimes fails without realizing it. A lot of people also find her hilarious- she doesn't even try though. Her friends love her so much, and she loves them back. She wants a boy to love her, but her relationships never last long. She isn't athletic, but skinny while still eating tons! She is very talented with music but always fails with drawing. Overall, she is beautiful, funny, strivingly kind, talented, and caring.

That girl over there just tripped and I laughed but she smiled with her amazing eyes anyway so my heart warmed- what a Kyle!

by urbandictionary5446 December 17, 2012

Kyle

a dick loving ass who loves to cheat on as many women as possible and still gets chicks

why did Kyle cheat on Carly j.

by deathpunk001 February 23, 2015

Kyled it

-Adjective.

-When someone undoubtedly fails at a certain, once seen as cool activity.

-Term derived from the South Park character Kyle Broflovski.

Kyle- "Hey, i got Facebook."

Douglas- "You kyled it." -_-

by Little Miss Happy Face July 8, 2010

Kyle

Pretends to be a nice person for a while but deep down they’re a piece of shit and break girls hearts. They probably have no emotion and are sociopaths. Kyles tend to be afraid to have serious conversations and prefer to do things over text such as breaking up with people.

Person 1 : hey what’s wrong ?
Person 2: Kyle broke up with me over text and he doesn’t even care!

by Anonymouss124 October 14, 2019

Kyle

This kid probably has a brother named Nick and is gay for him but won't say. Drinks nothing but monster energy or redbull and is really fucking obnoxious about the fact he goes to crossfit and bikes.

Kyle is such a cunt
I know right, fuck Kyle

by ppeehype February 7, 2019