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Gravy hand

A person known for getting guys off with their hand.
The wrestling team loves Dan. No, it's just because he's a gravy hand.
by Author's ashes February 1, 2017
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Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.
I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.
by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018
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Hand Festival

Old Gaelic(Irish) term for Masturbating.
I'll see you guys later, I'm having a hand festival.

Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.

My hands are sticky from the hand festival.

That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.
by Misterree88 November 20, 2011
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Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.
Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom
by fivesome April 2, 2015
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Hand Creamer

A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.
Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Serpent's Hand

An organization that really loving anomaly thing, even they liberate them... wait why i'm hearing SCP-096's screams?
Serpent's Hand? Huh, i never heard of that... wait.. containment breach?
by Mastery of Coordilatte December 27, 2020
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Dick handed

I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!
by Deathesquire August 23, 2023
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