Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.

Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.

by Dr. E.D. April 04, 2022

weasel in a can

it's all good man

"Lol sorry, it was a joke"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"

by aho bitch ass motherfucker March 23, 2015

touzer can

a fucking slutbag cumdump whore

S: “i fucking hate you bitch!”
T: “wow you’re being such a fucking touzer can!”

by kardongays May 03, 2021

Canning Yams

A term used to excitedly describe intercourse, preferably used by a man referring to a woman

After we both stumbled back to my place, I was canning yams all night!

Met this girl on Tinder and canned some yams the other day. That pussy was so fuckin' good!

This chick wants me so bad, I might can her yams later!

by CanningYams215 July 18, 2018

yanking the can

Beating your meat

Jimmy 1 I was yaking the can so hard last night

Shelly why are u tell me about u yanking the can beating ur meat{

by Goatboijay May 23, 2018

Dookie Can

a can with a big smelly dookie in it

"Hey, can I have a taste of that dookie can?"
"Sure bro, this dookie can is nice, hot and fresh!"

by poopooheadhahahah June 12, 2020

Can bong

A can bong is a bong/pipe made out of a can to smoke weed through. The people who use can bongs are usually nittys who don’t have a bong/skins.

Dan have you got a bong.

Nah but you can borrow my can bong.

by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020