Betty: You have a bloody wet spot on your Jeans.
Mary: Go buy some bug plugs and stop that leak hooker
Mary: Go buy some bug plugs and stop that leak hooker
by Jefe - RDCC June 11, 2011
dimply bug originated when seeing awesome dimples on a sexy guys face.(my boyfriend)
A dimply bug is like a lady bug except for having circle spots and being red, a dimply bug is blue with dents on the sides resembling dimples and a heart connecting at the opening of the wings.
A dimply bug is like a lady bug except for having circle spots and being red, a dimply bug is blue with dents on the sides resembling dimples and a heart connecting at the opening of the wings.
by muffcake June 22, 2010
by jj heartless June 18, 2011
Desert bug screams when +110 F. lives in palo verde trees.
little tiny bug 1" long ( hear 75 yards away from tree )
little tiny bug 1" long ( hear 75 yards away from tree )
Yo dudes desert singing bug drives mexicans and gringos ( crazy ) north in summer california redwoods or anywhere.
cinco hombres pulled pistols fired away palo verde bugs just keeping singing!
cinco hombres pulled pistols fired away palo verde bugs just keeping singing!
by itichie_nocanpo July 04, 2006
by notmyrealname9911 February 29, 2020
Apparently, if you run you air conditioning 24/7 it's hard to tell whether or not you have bed bugs but now that they shut my electricity off.... I have bed bugs.
Hym "You want to know what a better use of my time would constitute me sitting in a powerless house scratching the bites I wake up with every morning because, apparently, I have bed bugs.... There is literally nothing I can do about any of this. How's Todd doing? Is he sitting in the dark, scratching he bed bug bites? No? Alright. Cool."
Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"
Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"
Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
by Hym Iam September 11, 2022
A sex position where the girl lays flat on her stomach w her legs together and the guy fucks her. Like doggy but she’s flat on her stomach.
by Mp23357 February 03, 2021