1. A vulgar term which means the male penis and the female vagina; basically saying that the penis and vagina are best friends.
2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend
2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend
guy: hey ya know, we're best friends in a way
girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?
guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?
girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!
girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?
guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?
girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!
by sunshiny-daytona July 23, 2009
Get the the best friendsmug. A Best Friend is someone who's always there for you and is beside you no matter what. I've had plenty of so called Best Friends So glad I have one now who's funny, kind, attractive and so much more. A Best Friend is someone who is there for you and you in return. Someone who could never leave you and sometimes you catch feelings for each other or maybe just one of you that's fine but remember to have rules and stick by them.
My best friend is Matt he's always there for me I couldn't live without him. He's also really cheesy
by BigManStephen69 November 11, 2018
Get the Best Friendmug. 
Someone you trust completely.
Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
by Caramel Yum April 25, 2016
Get the Best Friendmug. Some of the worst things have happened with the best intentions
To do something you think is morally right that may end up wrong
To do something you think is morally right that may end up wrong
I had the best intentions when I kept the secret that her sister had a pregnancy scare with her best friend
by ialem July 29, 2018
Get the best intentionsmug. The best person is called Josalene. Or str4wberryl0v0. They are very kind and a very big hearted person <3
by pitbullkinie from Tiktok June 8, 2021
Get the the best personmug. A phrase used to sarcastically describe the people that work at Town Hall for your local government. The fact is they are not, but quite the opposite.
Ben: *Browsing on a job site* Hey, check this out. Greenville is looking for people to work the phones as customer service representatives at Town Hall.
Gabe: Good luck trying to get a gig like that. "Only The Best" work for the Town of Greenville.
Ben: Ya, I guess you're right...
Gabe and Ben: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Gabe: Good luck trying to get a gig like that. "Only The Best" work for the Town of Greenville.
Ben: Ya, I guess you're right...
Gabe and Ben: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
by Prophet Dusk March 5, 2021
Get the Only The Bestmug.