January 23rd

The perfect day for all a boyfriend to deliver the very best head to their precious significant other

"Oh, its January 23rd, I should probably get home to the missus to celebrate by going down hard on her"

by onebigspectacularmesso November 28, 2019

January 8th

january 8th, the day when an OG is born , a GOD , a GODDESS , a nigga snatcher , a take your girl.

person: omg were u on January 8th?

person born on that day: yes..? why?

person 1: *bows down*

by mya. November 16, 2022

January 28

January 28 is tell your crush you like them or ask your crush out day, go tell them how you really feel!!!❤️💕🥺

“Sunsan it’s January 28th and I have to tell you something.. I like you”

“Oh Shaun I like you too”

by Love girl126 January 28, 2021

Dry January

Staying soober only from the 4th until the 28th of January because you can´t keep your New Year´s resolution.

"Man I tried staying sober the whole January but I think I'll just do a dry January."
Person 1: "Man staying sober the whole Month is so hard."
Person 2: "Have you heard of the Dry January?"

by SkinnyLud January 27, 2022

January 31st

This is the day where your girlfriend/ boyfriend must send you a tiddy pic.

Hey babe, its January 31st. You gotta send a tiddy pic :)

by Lilcuumstain January 31, 2021

January 12

Slap ur friend (its how to show love <3)

You: *Slaps*
Friend: why you slap me
You:its slap ur bestfriend day aka January 12
Friend: *Slaps*

by Jesstf January 12, 2022

January 19

January 19 is the day that u hug yo white friend!!

O it’s January 19 let me go hug Timmy

by Idefk you stupid bitch January 18, 2022