these are people who tend to be skankish in behaviour, yet skuzzy in friend skills. They are usually two-faced bottom dwellers who cling to their cell phones like inbred dormant crackers crumbs, snatching up little tidbits of others lives and trying to mimic them. Skuzzified goats have no authenticity, they are posers and think they are being cute, but in reality, they are being skanks who need to get a grip on reality and start having original thoughts, or any thoughts at all.
by lucyploser March 22, 2010
by DarkNig July 17, 2020
by Idontcareanymore. January 10, 2020
The Goat Demon is a character created for the "Action Menz!" and "W&M Comics" series created by John Watson and Andrew Montez.
He is one of a series of animal demons featured regularly throughout the show. Affectionately nicknamed "Goatie" by the creators and characters within the show, he is often seen as the leader of the demon troop.
Goatie was first introduced during a radio show by Fernando, bombarding him with calls that he was in love with him and wanted to be with him. As time has gone on Goatie has become more bizarre in his scenes and the tone will often tread far into the blue zone, introducing the concept that the demons can enlarge their genitals to ridiculous sizes and use them as a weapon. One such incident describes Goatie as having a negative reaction to electronic music and being unable to control this aspect. These are seen mainly with the accompanying "AUGH AUGH AUGH" yells ("Goatie's Techno Trial", "Goat Burger")
Another running gag with Goatie is that he is trapped inside a tin can and is begging someone to let him out. An unseen character "The Shark Demon" was reportedly killed and put inside a can as a message to the others by an unknown adversary. Goatie is now mainly featured as comic relief on the "Paco El Tango & The Mysteries of the Modern Universe Show" where Xynthantion & Paco El Tango repeatedly hunt him down for footage or an interview, with comical results.
He is one of a series of animal demons featured regularly throughout the show. Affectionately nicknamed "Goatie" by the creators and characters within the show, he is often seen as the leader of the demon troop.
Goatie was first introduced during a radio show by Fernando, bombarding him with calls that he was in love with him and wanted to be with him. As time has gone on Goatie has become more bizarre in his scenes and the tone will often tread far into the blue zone, introducing the concept that the demons can enlarge their genitals to ridiculous sizes and use them as a weapon. One such incident describes Goatie as having a negative reaction to electronic music and being unable to control this aspect. These are seen mainly with the accompanying "AUGH AUGH AUGH" yells ("Goatie's Techno Trial", "Goat Burger")
Another running gag with Goatie is that he is trapped inside a tin can and is begging someone to let him out. An unseen character "The Shark Demon" was reportedly killed and put inside a can as a message to the others by an unknown adversary. Goatie is now mainly featured as comic relief on the "Paco El Tango & The Mysteries of the Modern Universe Show" where Xynthantion & Paco El Tango repeatedly hunt him down for footage or an interview, with comical results.
The Goat Demon: Augh augh augh, I don't wanna suck dicks! Someone let me out of here, please! I'm stuck in a tin can!
Judge: Goatie, what do you have to say in your defense?
Goatie: The Techno! It invades my body, my mindbrain, I can't control it! AUGH AUGH AUGH!
Goatie: Welcome to Goat Burger, can I interest you in a Goat Dick Sandwich?
Judge: Goatie, what do you have to say in your defense?
Goatie: The Techno! It invades my body, my mindbrain, I can't control it! AUGH AUGH AUGH!
Goatie: Welcome to Goat Burger, can I interest you in a Goat Dick Sandwich?
by Cecil B. Crab April 16, 2013
John - "Paul you want to go to Chicago for Goat Tacos?"
Michelle - "Goat taco, is that on Urban Dictionary?"
John - "No, I'm serious, this place has really good goat tacos, I wasn't being dirty."
Michelle - "Goat taco, is that on Urban Dictionary?"
John - "No, I'm serious, this place has really good goat tacos, I wasn't being dirty."
by Jalapeno Adventure January 22, 2015
A derivative coinage of Sod's Law which says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, with the worst possible outcome and at the end of the day, you spill coffee on yourself.
by Goat_ September 20, 2018
When somebody has a plan, but hasn't thought it all the way through; when a person hasn't thought of the consequences of their future actions
Person 1: "Dude, are you going to consider the goats?"
Person 2: "No I guess I haven't. I should probably do that. That's for reminding me bro."
Person 2: "No I guess I haven't. I should probably do that. That's for reminding me bro."
by bleudog2012 December 26, 2014