The sacred act of two persons placing a finger into the vagina of a third person (with consent) - and interlocking those fingers within - to seal a commitment to a new triad friendship.
Twisting the fingers within and some “come hither motions” are rumored to add even more good fortune and a signal to the host body that the promises are truthfully vowed.
Inspired by medieval knighting ceremonies, this revitalized gesture has been formalized in 2026…. Because the world is on fire, and why the f%#*^ not?
Twisting the fingers within and some “come hither motions” are rumored to add even more good fortune and a signal to the host body that the promises are truthfully vowed.
Inspired by medieval knighting ceremonies, this revitalized gesture has been formalized in 2026…. Because the world is on fire, and why the f%#*^ not?
“Becky, you are so damn cool, I hope I see you again and we can be friends.”
“Thanks Billy, I think I know of a way to hold you to that :)”
Sandra: “You two, follow me in here… we have to make it official through an Internal Finger Promise. Wash your filthy mitts first.”
“Thanks Billy, I think I know of a way to hold you to that :)”
Sandra: “You two, follow me in here… we have to make it official through an Internal Finger Promise. Wash your filthy mitts first.”
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already a piece of shit but add alcohol and you have the drunk teenager, it is a fascinating yet hostile creature.
a drunk teenager who had seemed to alcohol up an hour before fell down the stairs to a tragic death.
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Get the Taz The Teenager mug.Dumpster teens/teenagers are teenagers who have been disowned or they have run from home (for any reason) and live on the streets. Usually they are known to be troublesome (stereotypically)
A dumpster teen / teenager means in speech:
“Why do those bunch of teenagers look like they’re homeless?”
“Ah, pretty sure that’s because they’re dumpster teens. Lots of trouble, those ones.”
OR in a non-speech text sentence:
The dumpster teenager groaned as she checked her phone, realising it was dead and that with her charger broken, gaining a new one would be close to impossible.
“Why do those bunch of teenagers look like they’re homeless?”
“Ah, pretty sure that’s because they’re dumpster teens. Lots of trouble, those ones.”
OR in a non-speech text sentence:
The dumpster teenager groaned as she checked her phone, realising it was dead and that with her charger broken, gaining a new one would be close to impossible.
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