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Johnson Straight

When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.
Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.
by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021
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Straight circle

A straight circle is a perfect as a straight line but still a circle.
You've drawn an amazing straight circle
by Straight circle October 8, 2020
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Chase is straight

by Chase is chad May 5, 2021
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Straight leg

When a female is getting fucked so hard that her leg straightens as she has an orgasm
Boy1: dude she had straight leg by the time I was done with her
Boy 2: awe, girls never do that for me!
by Horneykneecaps February 11, 2022
mugGet the Straight legmug.

weak straight

it is an identity, can be used as a trait, description of somebody. It can be used as a slur to belittle other(s) (typically) men, typically identified as by bottoms.

What's weak about these heterosexuals, they get confused about their sexuality too or present not in a cis passing way and might be mistaken for a homosexual.
I'm a weak straight, I'm straight but that's why I look like this
by projectkiyo August 3, 2021
mugGet the weak straightmug.

Strictly Straight

When you and your friend do something gay without socks on but at the end of the day your still homophobic and straight
Khriz and Michael had hot steamy sex but at the end of the sex they dabbed each other up and agreed they are strictly straight
by Gayalejo January 12, 2023
mugGet the Strictly Straightmug.

zesty straight

A heterosexual with non-normative sexual or romantic practices, like BDSM, consensual non-monogamy, or having threesomes; especially, a heterosexual who feels that non-normative sexual or romantic practices set them apart from the rest of the heterosexual community.
Hey, I see Julia showed up in a leather corset and spike heels. She looks great. Does she date girls?
No, only men, sorry. I know she comes to all the queer parties, but she's just a zesty straight.
by ccrombeye June 11, 2023
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