stoner hour

when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes

"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"

"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"

"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"

by Alevillaxa September 25, 2017

Stoner Boner

When a person is high and gets horny

Person 1: Bro, are you hard?
Person 2: Don't worry about, it's just a Stoner Boner

by JFKXp3r13nc3 May 3, 2020

stoner mace

When someone turns on the light after smoking out and it blinds you

Damn stoner mace man thanks

by phelonware September 20, 2015

Secret stoner

someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves

Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?

Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy

by va11eyofdo11s December 8, 2018

griffin stoner

Gay ass motherfucker who will Be a stripper when he grows up

Bro I am Griffin Stoner rn

by Jimbobbydobby November 14, 2017

stoner brett

bi he/they guy (headcanon) on the tv show glee that's known for being high all the time. was also a prom king candidate in season 5.

stoner brett is my comfort character. he's unproblematic cause he was high all the time so you cant blame him for anything he says or does.

by that_bi_gleek September 6, 2020

macguyver stoner

(Noun) a stoner who creates or builds whilst under the influence of marijuanna.

He's a MacGuyver stoner, he built a water pipe out of Legos and cheese.

by Digger mama December 12, 2013