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Makes your ass huge and turns on mr blake
by jameskoomey February 28, 2017
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Tomturdette Gordanly Squat

Rambunctious group of juveniles capable of many things with their combined strengths. When all combined, they are the second most powerful thing in the universe, Sileen being the only stronger being.
Oh no… TOMTURDETTE GORDANLY SQUAT IS COMING!
by Raelis October 12, 2025
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cum squat

When you nut in a girl and she squats then farts it out.
"Bro I just nutted in this chick and she might get pregnant"

"Have her do a cum squat!"
by wildman_69 October 24, 2023
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Tennessee Squat

When you eat something really spicy and then go back to your hotel in tennessee and have an awful shit, stinking the entire room.
He tried the work's hottest gummy bear and had to have the Tennessee Squat.
by cacaferrocarril April 20, 2023
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swoop up and squat down

Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.
About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
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squat cobbler

A fetish act involving a nude male squatting into a pie with genitalia and anus, at which point a wiggle is performed.
The art patron paid for videos of a squat cobbler.
by bettercall August 23, 2016
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Demon squat

by James bucklen May 16, 2016
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