Spanish Small Dick

When you have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic Spanish homosexual with a small dick.

I dun’ hit the goddamn Spanish Small Dick last night, oh my days.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

Spanish Microphone

When you put hot sauce in your anus and have a partner out their lips up to your cheeks and then your defalcate in their mouth.

I just gave my brother a messy spanish microphone

by Blumpkinlover4 March 29, 2024

Spanish (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Spanish (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Spanish Biscuit

What a non native speaker calls their Spanish girlfriend.

“Who is she Órlaith?”
“Oh she’s my Spanish Biscuit” says Órlaith

by Foreigner lover 299 February 12, 2025

Spanish

I know you're bored if you're searching this but trust me just download duolingo and learn your Spanish!

Go learn Spanish now!

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 1, 2025

spanish exam

what i have tomorrow

yeah i have spanish exam tmrw.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Spanish manacles

“Spanish manacles” are plates of food that are so very delicious, you just don’t want to get up from the table. You’re so unwilling to stop eating the food, that it’s as if you’re chained to the table in manacles (handcuffs).

The appetizers at that new restaurant are Spanish manacles for sure!

by Professor Paradise April 9, 2025