smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

Smurf

Racist slur towards a Short Mexican.

See that fucking Smurf over there!?

by Dalton Curls April 15, 2019

Smurf

When a midget is blue and might possibly be named Simon (Simaug). A smurf is always inting everybodys league of legends game.

Simon Sjöstrand is a Smurf.

by NiceNiceNice69 December 30, 2023

Smurf

Word for somebody who is either a communist and/or communist like in the way they think or act. Primarily used in a negetive connotation.

Also used when referring to a total d-bag or somebody who is stingy, greedy, cheap and/or someone who lacks depth.

Ex 1: Dude, that smurf went back to our table when everyone left and swiped the tip we left.

Ex 2: That guy is a total smurf for thinking that we should all have to wait in line to get into the party.

Ex 3: The goverment is smurfing us hard by slowly diminishing our freedom.

by steezybreezybeautiful April 11, 2011

Smurfing

Having an alternative account in a video game that you intentionally play bad on, in order to stay at a lower rank and have easier games.

God, these players are all smurfing, one second they keep dying, the next they're rolling us!

by urban_littionary January 18, 2024

Smurf

A Twitter/Instagram user who pays for a blue checkmark in order to gain more followers or attention.

"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.

Did you see that Danny just paid for a Twitter checkmark so he could promote his NFTs?

Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.

Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.

by Unsmoked April 24, 2023