If garbage day is a long way off, the act of pushing, crunching and smashing down the top of the garbage pile so you don't have to replace it.
Matt: Yo man, why don't you ever take out the garbage?
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...
by King Jay December 11, 2007
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by mackdadalicious cornielius June 26, 2020
Get the pedal smash mug.A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.
Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!
by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014
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Get the gta smash mug.The act of having sex while playing video games at the same time. Combination of to smash and Crash Bandicoot.
Yeah dude, Stacy came over last weekend, she was so desperate for me to fuck her that she let me Smash Bandicoot.
by yejiforpresident October 22, 2020
Get the Smash Bandicoot mug.When one places his genitalia upon a shower screen door while lifting up the shaft, and pressing it firmly. Making the dick and balls looked like a rat that has been ran over.
by lilpac24 February 23, 2021
Get the Smashed Rat mug.When your pee pee so hard that it takes control of your brain and makes you automatically insert it into people because you are just that horny.
by Agent 42069 November 10, 2019
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