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shitty creampie

A slang word usually used in porn for a internal cumshot, or creampie, in the anus.
Man: "Oh man dude, I have Jessica a huge shitty creampie!"

Other man: "Nice!"
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shitty creampie

A slang term for a internal cumshot, or creampie, inside of one's own anus; usually used in pornographic film.
Man: "Oh man, I gave Jessica a huge shitty creampie, she won't be able to walk for a whole day!"
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shittyism

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shittyism is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shittyism may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.
Ex. 1: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shittyism 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"

Ex. 2: “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Ex. 3: "What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"What do you mean, an african or european swallow?"
by wndarun April 5, 2018
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Shileyah

A girl who is kind, caring, loyal, smart, and occasionally weird. They make good friend's because of her loyalty, honesty, humor, supportiveness, and all around just a fun person to be around with. She loves to have a fun time where she could look back on and laugh at, she is beautiful, and someone you can rely on. She is not only an amazing person, she's a fantastic friend and an extraordinary lover. Everyone loves to hang out and chill with her. She may also love animals, art, sports, Netflix, YouTube, family, friends, adventure, music, space, and nature.
Sis for sincere, a model of truth
H is for hope, the encouragement you give
I is for impractical, a great arbiter
L is for listen one of your best traits.

E is for electric, a sparkling trait!

Y is for yes, always open to new possibilities
A is for achievements, the many over a lifetime
H is for happy, your wonderful laugh.
Is that Shileyah?
by Eh Zantho September 6, 2018
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Shitty Instagrammer

They have 1K followers but follows 10K.
by fuckfaceandtoes January 3, 2019
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shilt

the feeling of shame and guilt for doing something shitty
i feel a lot of shilt
by jill kelby February 5, 2019
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