by Mariofingerbang June 06, 2025
The act (often by a husband) of shifting the timing of a previously planned gift to coincide with another event or holiday in order to either a)avoid being totally giftless or b) avoid double gifting
by Hafester May 12, 2009
It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.
Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!
Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!
by The bearded feller April 11, 2022
by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021
To travel lucidly across dimensional plains among all dimensions once infinite life is chosen in death
After taking large amounts of DMT I can now lucidly transdimentionally shift or I can transdimentional shift across the dimensions now
by Luna levitating existence October 17, 2022
by the kid ya boi January 07, 2022
Trick you can irritate your friends with if they have a Chromebook, the shortcut causes their Chromebook to go to homepage where after they'll have to type their password to get back to the page they were first. But this trick is way less powerful then the almighty trick "ctrl+shift+qq"
Student 1: How's it goingggg?
Student 2: Look there.
Student 2: "taps shift+search+l"
Student 1: Aw come on man, why do you have to be so irritating?
Student 3: Sneaks a "ctrl+shift+qq" while they're arguing.
Student 2: Oh come on man, now we'll have to log all the way back in to get back to where we were in our history project.
Student 1: If it's all gone, you're done for student 3.
Student 2: Look there.
Student 2: "taps shift+search+l"
Student 1: Aw come on man, why do you have to be so irritating?
Student 3: Sneaks a "ctrl+shift+qq" while they're arguing.
Student 2: Oh come on man, now we'll have to log all the way back in to get back to where we were in our history project.
Student 1: If it's all gone, you're done for student 3.
by Rish-the_dictionarist November 23, 2024