Shank

When a man takes a shit then continues to have a wank afterwards.

After a night out with the boys, Dean went to go take a shank

by Hood Definitions October 2, 2017

Shank

An untidy person, untidy car, untidy house. etc. Wearing untidy clothes multiple day's in a row.

Look at that shank ass!!

by Stralfazz December 14, 2008

Shank Wank

A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.

guy 1: Did you hear the news

guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning

guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank

guy 2 : totally man

by Broham May 30, 2019

Swift shank

Someone who thinks they’re cool, bu comes off cringey

Bob is a Swift shank

by Toltalywebster July 21, 2023

Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

shank and go

the act of shanking and walking away as if nothing happened. i.e a drive by shank

scream
Officer:did you see what happened to this inmate?
inmate:nah i think it was a shank and go

by OCaesarC September 3, 2010

shank

When you take a sharp object and insert it into someones kidney, best done behind tescos.

Jim "Oi yeah blud weres ta money ya get me shag?"
Bob " I Dunt have it ill get ya it in a week"
Jim "Nah, ill shank ya up instead bruv"

by Lil Calibre December 5, 2017