wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 9, 2020

Sandy

Sandy is the most down to earth girl you could ever meet. Her heart is made of gold. If you have the honor to be in her life, never let her go. She exudes warm and radiant energy, her passion for you will never end. Her attention to detail and loyalty is unmatched. A Sandy is a poet at heart and everyday will feel like Valentine’s Day. Romance is Sandy’s middle name. In occasion, she will eat boys souls for dinner, but don’t be afraid- this is how her beauty maintains its shine.

I just love the way Sandy makes me feel.

by L.Mott November 23, 2021

Sandy

A Sandy is when you get jerked off in a car after playing sand volleyball.

"I tried calling Colin but he was getting a Sandy from Morgan"
"Morgan is an ambiguous name...is that a chick or a dude?"
"Fuck your life. Bing Bong"

by Just Fuck Off already June 22, 2023

Sandy homecoming

When a female has crabs then puts crabs in her vaginal canal to make her crabs feel at home

"Why are you so happy?" "I brought someone home today" "who?" "My crabs" "Ahh, Sandy homecoming"

by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014

Sandy

Mostly addressed as a girl name but actually an awesome guy. He is a handsome, charming, intelligent dude that keeps in shape. He is a super kind person, yet doesn't like to lose an argument. Humor is something Sandy holds dearly and is quick to strike a joke or two in his friends' company. Become friends with him and you'll have a friend for a lifetime. He knows who he is.

"Is that Sandy? I would recognize that boss man anywhere."

by Mr.Anonymousflapjack April 1, 2020

Sandy Grandma

"An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand"."

Mark was so drunk, he recorded himself with a Sandy Grandma.

by TheOverWatcher November 2, 2019

sim jack sandy

Sim Jack Sandy; a person who’s occupying a cell phone in which have hacked into and they are constantly conducting cyber attacks to that person’s device. Also, robocalls are Sim Jack Sandy as well, since they’re the ones who have hacked and now they’re pinging it by conducting robocalls, telemarketers, and the pinging of that device. (any cellphone can be hacked and robocalls are linked to Sim Jackers)

There it goes again, Sim Jack Sandy is at it again with the glitches on my phone.

Another potential spam calling, damn, Sim Jack Sandy stays hounding my locations.

by Mr.all.smiles July 19, 2021