bag of sammie

Just a literal bag full of plupped up cocks, in fact the bag is actually made of scrotal tissue and hair.

Man my mom has literally been a bag of sammies all day bro

by Sammie420hatter September 16, 2018

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Sammy Smamy

A Sammy Smamy is a rare jewl that you should never let go of. She is simply one of the best people you know. Although she sometimes struggles with confrontational issues she is ALWAYS there for you! Sammy smamy is the life of the party, the one person who is there for you in any situation. Of you happen to find a sammy smamy hold on to them because they are just wow.

Brandon: Omg dude I just wish I had a Sammy Smamy they're so amazing

Cheese: YA dude same.

by brandon10101010101010101010 September 11, 2020

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sammy johnpaul

He is a ver cute, funny, romantic lad
All the girls adore him and all the boys wanna be his mate and not get on the wrong side of him. He is a very sporty and smart boy also got a (BID) big Irish dick

Alice:oh look it Sammy johnpaul

Bob:babe look away he to good for yr eyes
Lilly:he shore is 😍

by Millypilly November 29, 2020

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Pulling a Sammi

when your are slow at responding to a joke or comment because of lack there of understanding of topic being joked or commented about.

i was pulling a sammi while listening to a story from my friends. i was so lost

by JewWords February 29, 2016

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Schrodinger's Sammy

A paradox of quantum superposition.

The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.

Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy

by h06i10 January 08, 2023

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