Religion

"I'm a good person."
"Why?"
"Because Religion! I believe that if I don't do good things, I will suffer eternal torture, so even though in my heart, I want to do bad things, and still often do, I have the moral superiority because I picked out a book to base all my beliefs on."
"What if you want to do something the book forbids?"
"That's the neat part. I can twist the book to mean whatever I want it to mean, so I can think I'm a good person, do bad shit, and control others, all in one fell swoop."
by AphraBehn February 10, 2025
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Starism (religion)

Starism is a religion based off of the stars you see in the sky, there are goddesses and god's however.

Starists are the plural for the religion.
guy 1: the stars are boring.
guy 2: have you thought about being a starist?

guy 1: maybe I'll check it out!

starism (religion)
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Religion

Fire insurance for the hopelessly immoral.
"My religion will save me from Hell."
by Old-Crab May 2, 2024
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Religion of peace

When you have to repeatedly refer to a religion as a "religion of peace", then it is not a religion of peace.
Islam is a religion of peace. Terrorism has no religion.
Yes Islam is a religion of peace. A religion of pieces.
YOU CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST BIGOT!
by PseudonymsAreGay May 4, 2024
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