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A rachel seeks attention by attempting to commit suicide by stupid means for example strangling self with school tie, getting drunk and over reacting, claiming to have taken an overdose, going to school, being rushed to hospital only to have the gay nurses snigger behind their back because they are more likely to die from a broken nail.
Random person1: Rachel you suck
Rachel-(attempting to commit suicide)

next day-
Rachel-" My boyfriend can't get it up" (cries)
Random person2: *laughs ass off*
Rachel: is it me?
Random person:Yes
rachel by blubberblubber September 3, 2008

Queen Rachel 

The most amazing, funny, cute, adorable, loud, silly, goofy, beautiful, crazy, Italian, Greek, person to ever walk the face of the earth.
Man, she is acting just like Queen Rachel!
If only she could be more like Queen Rachel.
Queen Rachel by QueenRachel February 5, 2009
the most beatuiful girl you will ever see she has eyes bright blue blonde hair and the best smile and she'll always make you laugh
guy#1: i think im in love with my girfriend
guy#2: who?
guy#1:rachel
guy#2:no suprise
rachel by yomama34567 November 13, 2011

A Night With Rachel Price 

An amazing night; an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well without drugs, sex, alcohol, or any other teenage self-destructing device.
Dude 1: Hey man, how was did last night go?
Dude 2: It was just A Night With Rachel Price.
Dude 1: So I am guessing it was good?
Dude 2: It was great.

Rachel Ray(ing) 

The sexual act of when a male partakes in sex from behind, and at one point the female starts to poop Creamed Corn.
That girl in my Biology Class, wowzers I would totally like to do the Rachel Ray(ing) with her.
Rachel Ray(ing) by Brother Rev March 17, 2011

Rachel Caplan 

The most amazing best friend, anyone could ever wish for. Always trustworthy, always a shoulder to cry on... and always just there when you need her the most; not to mention so fucking peng-a-leng I could eat her all up!
Rachel Caplan is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Rachel Caplan by dgrtybty December 11, 2011