a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.
damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!
Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.
My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!
Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.
My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!
by aerick thomas October 3, 2007
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Girl 1:have you watch patty mayo on YouTube
Girl 2:no
Girl 1: Well he have the best YouTube content on his channel
Girl 2:no
Girl 1: Well he have the best YouTube content on his channel
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While in the doggie style position man or woman, the receiver must defecate while being pounded thus forming a patty which when the two lovers finish will fall to the ground then the giver shall ejaculate on the patty giving it more texture.
Giver: I'm ready to make that patty plop baby, bring the patty and I got the plop!
Receiver: UGH!!!
Giver: Oh yeah!! UGH!!!!
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"Julie said she wanted to try something different sexually so her and her husband tried the Pittsburgh Patty Plop, they are now divorced."
Receiver: UGH!!!
Giver: Oh yeah!! UGH!!!!
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"Julie said she wanted to try something different sexually so her and her husband tried the Pittsburgh Patty Plop, they are now divorced."
by DeuceWins April 3, 2010
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Patty Cakes, you are amazing. (girlfriend)
Yesterydat, me and Patty Cakes went out to the mall, then for supper! (girlfriend)
Patty Cakes, can you help me do my homework? (sister)
Look at my Patty Cake, isn't he a handsome little boy? (mother)
Yesterydat, me and Patty Cakes went out to the mall, then for supper! (girlfriend)
Patty Cakes, can you help me do my homework? (sister)
Look at my Patty Cake, isn't he a handsome little boy? (mother)
by Danarae January 6, 2006
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Usually consists with rolls and tumbles.
Usually consists with rolls and tumbles.
Like when a dog sees a naked man and thinks "it's" a hot dog. You must "nick nack patty wack" inorder to get away. Then you give a dog a bone.
by Krist Torres July 14, 2007
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