Primed

When you fuck a girl and take a picture of her door step and send it to her to let her know the package has been delivered
When I fucked the Amazonian I primed her by sending her a picture of her doorstep to let her know the package has been delivered
by Slumstar October 29, 2021
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primed

To prime someone is when you send (sometimes spam) someone with one or more images of the prime drink, usually to someone who dislikes the drink.
Person 1: prime.png
Person 2: Man, i got primed 💀
by cqvyz November 17, 2023
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Primed

To get primed is the result of a member of the notorious Gang called Prime using a Kiddy Booter to hit you offline so you can no longer fight cartels on OG Moonshine
Oh shit, not again, im getting Primed
by Fake_Grandma February 05, 2018
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Prime Erectability

The sweet spot in between flaccid and an obnoxiously long lasting erection.
She started kissing my neck, I skipped a quarter chub and went straight to Prime Erectability
by MOEGMOEMONEY October 08, 2019
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Cocktimus prime

A cocktimus prime is a dildo large enough to be a love seat or, alternitavely, small chair.
"I just got done using my cocktimus prime on my wife, I'm just glad to sitting now." he winced a tad after his sentence.
by Moby small June 24, 2018
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Fapulon Prime

A robot from the DEEPEST DEPTHS of space, BENT on the destruction of all humanity and life with the almighty FAP (Family's Ass Plumber) machine. It makes the noise of a thousand rape alarms blasting through a megaphone.
Approach with caution.
person 1: OH NO! Its Fapulon Prime!
person 2: What the fuck is that!

person 1: It's the noise of impending doom, and rape alarms.
person 2: Is that a ... no it can't be!
person 1: The FAP cannon!
by Chibowski May 17, 2019
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Prime spree

by Charlie Chikowski January 12, 2020
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