When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.
After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.
I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020
Get the Plastic Shufflemug. She's feeling herself and think she's perfect like a barbie doll. Barbie doll packaging is usually all plastic. Shoutout to all the barbies shaking a$$!
by WhiteyBigE November 24, 2024
Get the rip me out the plasticmug. A person with an unhealthy level of celebration and deference to the Uniformed services until a member of the Service contradicts any element of their previously held world view. Then the Service member is viewed as uncommitted, un-American, and not a “real” serviceman because real servicemen and women adhere to a strict world view presented to the Plastic Patriot by draft dodging actors and opportunistic politicians.
I told my uncle that the Senator talking on Fox News about going to war with China is missing a lot of non-military solutions and that plastic patriot told me I was being a snow flake that’s making the army he never served in weak and all real soldiers want to fight the Chinese
by The duder dude February 10, 2024
Get the Plastic Patriotmug. by so called plastic fan March 6, 2022
Get the plastic fanmug. by PSBevHills October 26, 2022
Get the PERK plastic surgerymug. A cuck so down on his luck they peacock being gay in order to try and prey on unsuspecting women who are just there for their gay friends.
“Oi, you plastic bender, you’re straighter than a jelabi and creepier than soap on the prison shower floor”
by Deadgod December 7, 2023
Get the Plastic Bendermug. Person 1: Whos that over there?
Person 2: DONT LOOK AT THEM! We call them the plastics, theyre shiny fake and hard.
Person 2: DONT LOOK AT THEM! We call them the plastics, theyre shiny fake and hard.
by cartywarty November 18, 2023
Get the Plasticsmug.