dry pack

putting it in your girlfriends butt without lube and without telling her

Oh man i dry packed my girlfriend till
her butt hole smoked.

by fernando delisagis July 14, 2005

Pack the Musket

Slang: This procedure is preformed by a doctor when he or she needs to take a bacterial swab at the base of the penis.

Similar to that of a black powder musket, it involves the insertion of a long cotton tip swab into a half errcet penis to obtain samples from the inner base of the penis to conduct a bacterial test for sexually transmitted diseases such as Gonorrhea.

The doctor explained he had to Pack the Musket to check what STD Kris had contracted

The doctor packed Kris' musket to test for an STD.

Kris had his muket packed

by Megawattz August 1, 2009

Death-pack

Visible ab definition due to extremely low bodyweight, a common trait among 15 year old boys. Not to be mistaken with 6-pack.

Hey did u see my new profile picture?

Yeh, fucking death-pack, u need to eat more.

by stoner23 March 1, 2010

Packing Bricks

When some is scared and they shit them selves

We got mugged the other day and I was packing bricks

by boogmeister September 12, 2016

poop pack

What to use when you are hard at work in the sun and have recently taken a shit that has turned your ass into a mess. you take said poop pack which is actually folded up toilet paper and pack it into your buttcrack and then pull you pants up. When you do this the poop pack absorbs any excess anal leakage.

I was hard at work in the sun and had to stick a poop pack up my crack to clean the fromunda cheese out of my ass.

by poop packer March 2, 2010

fanny packing

The act of storing items that one would put in a fanny pack up the ass of ones self and/or in some cases the ass of another (sometimes willingly, sometimes not)

Yourself:

"$7.50 for a beer?! Fuck that! I'm fanny packing one in!"

Another:

Jon: "What do you mean you lost your car keys?"

Jamie: "Me and my girlfriend were fanny packing last night and I haven't seen 'em since."

by kempen May 12, 2008

player's pack

A small amount of heroin meant to be sold, but instead is used by the 'dealer'.

Brian: Brother, I brought home a Player's Pack. I'm going to shine down.

or

Brian: I was robbed and stabbed, but they didn't take my Player's Pack.

by Exordium Originals September 21, 2014