Lockport Township Highschool

A place where everyone smokes and does dumb shit. lowkey not that bad. Everyone pretty valid except for peanut bro got robbed for $900 and ducked cuz he a bitch.
The kids at Lockport Township Highschool are not that bad, except for peanut, he’s a pussy.
by Lthsfinest May 10, 2022
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Misery Highschool

Misery high is a webtoon comic made by two very sexy hot people who have nothing better to do with their lives. Everyone at misery High hates life, teachers, and most of all their principal. Xev and Felix navigate the terrifying journey that is Highschool.
Xev: “I hate this school.”
Me: “Too bad, you’re going to Misery Highschool. Read on webtoon today!”
by VexySexy February 16, 2023
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Thornridge HighSchool

Just an dirty ass school with dirty ass bitches and lame broke ass niggas
by fucktr November 04, 2021
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Waunakee highschool

Famous for prior furry propaganda, an average high school. Only 1% of the school are people of color, and the other 99% is blonde skanks or the most boys you've ever seen. Overall, waunakee highschool is a horrible place to be!
by bigson420 February 16, 2024
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blooming grove highschool

a shitty town where there isn’t anything to do. Overrunned by red necks and fake thugs
Have you been to blooming grove highschool
by heaibsisbsb October 14, 2021
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Rustburg highschool

A trashy school with trashy teachers where all the kids drive shitboxes and think their hard
Hey guys lets go to Rustburg highschool shitiest school around
by Boffa September 13, 2021
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St. Johns College Highschool

Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.
Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!

Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
by jawnster January 24, 2024
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