by Road frontage August 23, 2017
Get the road frontagemug. After performing extremely rough and dirty anal sex on a girl who ate peanuts the day before, the man goes from ass to mouth, inserting his shit stained penis inside the girls mouth until he blows his load. The resulting mixture of shit (chocolate ice cream with peanuts) and semen (marshmellow swirls) seemingly appears, but does not taste like Rocky Road ice cream.
I was so excited to see that Kayce ate peanuts the day before, my ass to mouth move resulted in a fantastic looking Rocky Road!
"You give them Redcoats hell, and you give their women Rocky Road." -- George Washington
"You give them Redcoats hell, and you give their women Rocky Road." -- George Washington
by BeansWitBacon January 5, 2010
Get the Rocky Roadmug. It was looking to be a long drive, so I asked my boyfriend, "Arthur, I'm bored, will you give me road head?" I leaned over and kissed him, making him softly moan. I licked for entrance to his mouth and he complied, and I explored the inside of his mouth, running my tongue across his teeth and dancing with his own. I was half-hard just from the kiss. He pulled away blushing and agreed to give the head. I refocused on the road, although my attention hitched as he pulled down the zipper with his teeth and pulled down the boxers over my erection with his hand. I gasped audibly as he licked sexily from base to tip then swallowed me all at once. Arthur began to move his head up and down, expertly deep throating me. Before long, my erection was weeping, and he was playing with the slit with his tongue. By this time, I was almost unable to keep the car going in a straight line, even though I had switched to cruise long before. "Arthur! I'm...g-going to...to-ahhh!" he started to moan against me, humming along to the song we had playing on the radio. The vibrations made it so I couldn't control myself. I came into his mouth screaming "Arthur!", and he expertly swallowed my orgasm. Then I looked up to correct my driving. I readjusted my trajectory and continued on course while Arthur used a Kleenex to wipe up the saliva and spillage still on myself. Arthur then leaned in to kiss me again and I could taste myself. Weakly, I mumbled, "I love you, Arthur." He smiled and kissed me again.
by Kiya White July 3, 2011
Get the Road Headmug. a large lizard that lives beside major highways. if you step out of your vehicle close to a road lizard, it will eat you.
by tucsondog October 17, 2006
Get the road lizardmug. When someone is driving and and the person jacks off the driver and passenger, two people in the backseat or if they are well skilled, all four people. From others point of view, it looks like the person doing the jacking, is skiing while in the vehicle.
by Ghutch128 May 14, 2008
Get the Road Skiingmug. A sexual escapade inspired by the Lone Ranger. It is when a woman straddles her lover while he is driving. She rides in the fashion that a ranger would his horse, with urgency and passion. At the moment of completion she dismounts her steed, grabs his member and makes a mask across her eyes with his glory.
After a long drive through Nebraska all that kept me sane was when my girlfriend completed a road ranger for me. Took me two sessions to finish her mask.
by Tonto steed September 29, 2012
Get the Road Rangermug. The act of aimlessly driving up and down the highway or backroads to clear your mind, a kin to a combine driving up and down the plow rows.
Bobbi 'Where ya goin' sweetheart?'
Mitch 'Road farming ... busy day at the firehouse. Just need to think some things over.'
Mitch 'Road farming ... busy day at the firehouse. Just need to think some things over.'
by Jeannette Rankin September 30, 2018
Get the Road Farmingmug.