johnnie thomas

the name of a really awesome brother.

dude, he's such a johnnie thomas!

i wish i had a johnnie thomas.

by sista! May 2, 2010

johnny rifter

a rolled marijuana cigarette

Pass that johnny rifter over here. I'll spark it on the bon bifter and take a hit, you cnut

by Diego Simeone December 12, 2008

Straw Johnny

To pass ones supply of alcoholic beverages to ones friend of like minded family member.

'Oye! pass me a beer'
'Say it properly'
'Okay, straw Johnny'
'Here you are'

by Mister_Leeb October 15, 2008

johnny time

A polite phrase for when you would like to be alone, usually because you greatly prefer your own company to that of others.

Tina: "Hey everybody, where did Tom go??"
Nick: "He left, guess he just needed some Johnny time"

by Alfred123689123 January 28, 2014

Pulling a Johnny

Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.

"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."

by KindOfACock June 9, 2014

bonny johnny

When you cover your dick with a the first thing you see and end up getting a boner.

Lady 1: Hey baby! My and my friends are back!

Guy: Oh! Hey babe!

Lady 1: Where are your clothes Jeff?

Lady 2: Why is the only thing you're wearing is a hat in you junk?

Guy:Well, I just happened to be rosterbating...

Lady 1: And what is that bulge?

Lady 3: Looks like Jeff got a Bonny Johnny.

by Professor Kickflip November 21, 2013

Backstage Johnny

A male fan who hangs around backstage or outside a female star’s dressing room to get her attention.

She was tired of it all, the photographers, the journalists and the occasional backstage Johnny hanging around outside her dressing room door.

by Princess Pearl Manzini July 12, 2018