lanky nonce

A tall geezer who likes kids

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad

by Defo in't jimbo December 7, 2022

Nonce

Used to win arguments.

Ellis was losing the argument but then called Ash a nonce. Ellis won by default.

by Germany2.0 December 6, 2020

Nonce

Anyone named : Joe, Ben or if you own reddit or discord

“Ay are you a nonce”
“No”

by WOW that’s a lot of dislikes June 21, 2021

nonce

someone who dates someone younger than them.

god that harriet girl is such a nonce!

by White nwerd June 7, 2022

Nonce

a suspicious person in a white van driving up and down the rode of a British School, outside the green gates. That or a P.E teacher

Student 1: hey did you see that white van? it was probably some nonce
Student 2: probably, better stay away then

by Eepers jeepers June 16, 2022

Big stroky nonce

A spurs fan who is deluded and likes to eat cheese on toast as a special dish.

And still thinks fOrTnItE is good

Do you like a big stroky nonce?
No they are deluded
Ok wanna play fornite battle royale
Oh hell nah

by Up the arsenal lads September 11, 2019

pigeon nonce

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.

Stop spreading this filth around my back garden you dirty pigeon nonce

by Jimbob Dobbs January 29, 2023