The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon
by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019
by owner of a bonk bed March 13, 2011
Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
See Also:
Dirt Bed Durt Bed
noun:
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
See Also:
Dirt Bed Durt Bed
noun:
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
Someone who contorts and moves to the rhythm or beat of their favourite songs whilst they are lying in their bed like a fat tired lard.
by Vox en tenebris October 28, 2018
by HAMMY AND DEZZAAAAAAAAAAAA May 30, 2017
An attractive young man whom you summon to your bedside with a bell to refill your water, much like at a restaurant. He may also be summoned to remove your chamber pot, or hold a bottle while you pee. He exists to make your life in bed as leisurely as possible.
by GoodKingWenceslasssssss January 07, 2020
An example of bed olympics - cellphone buzzes on the other side of the room. Lean over, grab ruler from floor, smack phone closer to you, stretch out pinkie finger - success!
by definebedolympics July 21, 2012