moist boner

A rather damp erection.

Person 1: Ayo, why yo pants wet?
Person 2: I got a moist boner.

by moistbenis May 23, 2023

moist shit

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)

damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.

by Mic August 5, 2004

Moist

Meaning: Awesome

The anotonym of "Lit", yet maintains the same meaning.

Friend: "Hey man, that party was moist af last night."

Friend#2: "I know bro. I'm still drenched(hungover)."

by Medixx July 17, 2018

Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants

You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses

by Soft Steve January 31, 2012

sippin on some moist

when the person speaking is drinking some water.
This started on a thread when someone pointed out that water was the oldest drink but had no nicknames, unlike coca cola.

Person 1: Hey bro! Whatcha doin?
Person 2: just sippin on some moist
Person 3: wtf

by temmie6209 April 27, 2024

Moist Pasta

Moist pasta or mp for short is when a man wraps pasta around his penis and then has sex and afterwords makes the female eat the pasta he wrapped around his penis. This does work for lesbians but not for men.

P1: Hey do you want to try moist pasta tonight.
P2:Oh yes I would love to

by Moist Pasta August 17, 2019

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