The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

world famous award winning juicy moist burgers

A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!

Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!

by Moistmeat February 11, 2025

Tiddling My Moist Minge

Masturbating

My wife caught me tiddling my moist minge.

by MommyRisa March 7, 2025

Moist Diamond

Referring to a middle-aged married woman, known for having moist hands and wearing diamond engagement rings.

God, look over at the Moist Diamond over there, she's already been with 6 people tonight.

by HowdsItGoing March 17, 2025

Moist Scoop

When you take a drink of water or oth ght before you dry scoop prework out

I'm READY I Just Moist Scooped Assassin V7 Im Feeling Pumped

by PseudonymNotRequired August 3, 2024

Moist Mouse

The act of sticking a woodwind instrument up to your genitals and playing.

I walked in on Johnny giving Jaxon a moist mouse

by The Wyatt Fan Club August 12, 2024

Moist Mic

When a girls grabs your dick to give you a blow job after work and it’s sweaty as fuck.

Man I think I’m in love with this chick from tinder, I gave her a moist mic last night and she didn’t say a word!

by Fucknutz90 April 26, 2025