Moist Diane

When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.

Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.

by GrundleStiltskin69 November 23, 2019

moist grapefruit road

everyone loves grapefruit road, but its moist. if you think its dry fuck you. if you go down moist grapefruit road be careful not to crash on the moist road

lez: i have no fucking clue how to use moist grapefruit road in a fucking word amalgamation

by DiscordReject4 August 1, 2025

moist suck

When an individual receives sexual sucking with lots of saliva.

Samara gave Tom the moist suck in the movie theater.

by Dadoforange August 12, 2018

Moist India

A reaction to when somebody uses the word waz.

"I need to go for a waz."
"MOIST INDIA!!"

by Smith2468 June 8, 2018

moist process

The process of when of when 3 people try to have sex all together at the same time while cumming in each other persons mouth creating a cumulative triangle.

Camry, Kaitlin, and Alicia did a VERY moist process last night, I could hear them from downstairs.

by Johndas February 20, 2017

moist meet

The moistest type of meat.

"It said that Poseidon couldn't handle moist meet.", said makiki

by moonboi May 24, 2018

Moist

Moist is a word usually discribing something damp, some people find the word annoying and some find it soothing but when someone loves saying moist they are just trying to annoy you because they probably know you don’t like
It!

Omg, my trampoline is moist mom! “Yes, its damp.

by Dnfnfkckdkdkdkdk October 5, 2018