The 30th of every month (if there is a 30th day) is hit, slap, throw, kick (you name it) short people day. On this day you are legally allowed and bound to abuse a person who is shorter than you.
by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020
There’s this girl with a fat arse and all last month I slapped it a and squished it and I want to do it again
by Hollie personal ass slapped November 02, 2019
18 months is actually 7 years, according to the popular boyband, One Direcion. After announcing their hiatus and being asked how long it would take, they said "Let's give it 18 months." And now, directioners have realised 18 months is actually equivalent to 7 years.
by Granny pig July 05, 2022
Person1: "Hey, 1d's taking a break. for 18 months only though."
Person2: "Okay. I can wait it out."
-6 years later-
Person1: "..."
Person2: "well fuck"
Person2: "Okay. I can wait it out."
-6 years later-
Person1: "..."
Person2: "well fuck"
by !ammom oy August 07, 2022
by Larrystylinson19 March 20, 2021
The amount of time one direction said they would be on hiatus. Please remember not all of them finished secondary school...
“Hey, how long has one direction been on hiatus?”
“5 years. We where told 18 months, but the lads aren’t so good at math.”
“5 years. We where told 18 months, but the lads aren’t so good at math.”
by Neil Stylinson March 01, 2021