matthew howard

matthew howard is a rlly bad warzone player and james gimson is superior then him he is also a respected lgbtq+ patreont
matthew howard is different
by the true name of dan November 01, 2022
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Matthew Giraldo

Someone that repeatedly owns libs and exposes people non stop. Very forward thinking and absolute legend
Matthew Giraldo just got on that kid with pink hair
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Matthew Castro

A famous, probably lost, ancient philosopher rumored to be studying dicks for his entire life. It's even said that he's still studying them until this very day.
Guy1: Bro, I think something's wrong with my dick
Guy2: Bro, go see a doctor and shit.
Guy1: Bro, I'm scared. Coz the doctor might cut of my dick.
Random Guy: Take him to Matthew Castro and he will fix your dick. And probably suck it, because he sucked mine when I had Gonorrhea.
by fancyarchduke December 29, 2018
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matthew malkin

Matthew Malkin is a really HOT AND ATTRACTIVE SEX GOD !! Everyone wants to be him , he's extremely funny and loves to make himself look like a nob head
Oh my gosh! Have you seen that Matthew Malkin over there!
by TheD23 February 23, 2017
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William Matthews

an arrogant prick often saying things like "god isn't real" and "i want to die" who often looks like willy wonka (the Johnny Depp version) most of the reaction it gets is "fuckin lesbian"
ew gross its a William Matthews
by inthaweeds January 24, 2018
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Matthew Compton

Matthew is the most amazing person in the world and deserves every piece of this universe.
Matthew Compton is a very lover able person
by Bethanharris February 16, 2021
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Ava Matthews

THE MOST AVA GIRL EVER TO EXIST. she can be the most craziest blondes that ever lived. She is into a guy named Eligh . she is sooooo inlove him like words cant describe. she is also a blm lover she is always singing to a boy named devin she lovessss black peepers. Ava is such a kind little amazing sexy hot baby babygirl baba doll weiner dog. she will alwys suck your toes, She is the most silliest craziest wireds quirkiest blondest bluest eyed beast. she will learn how to love and obey you after u buy her lip oil. she likes to be racist to a slay boy named mikko . She is so in love with a girl named Gladys like sshe wants to marry her.
W : she sucked my toes really well

E: i love ava matthews she is so crazy slay
by BUSSYART5 March 13, 2023
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