Lobster

When showering with a guy, he puts soap on his hands and tries to grab your titties. He cant and its like he's trying to lobster your tits.

Hey Philip, wanna try and lobster my titties?

by redrocks February 25, 2020

Lobster

A person who is currently single and has let to be in a serious relationship; forever a loner.

-You *still* don't have a girlfriend?
-Yeah, I'm such a lobster

by Ijamma1948 November 06, 2014

Lobster

on the female pubic hair like crabs but they evolved.

DAUMMMMMMMMMMM TORI YOU GOT THE LOBSTERS!!!

by sortakindajo February 18, 2018

Lobster

Soul-mates. Friends reference

"He's her lobster!!!"

by snooby-doo March 06, 2018

Lobster

When a partner places his or her thumb in rectum and fondles and cups testicles simultaneously.

Got an awesome lobster of missus last night

by Hounds December 15, 2016

lobster

a person who is a silly, stupid, and crazy person (or crustacean)

gay person

guy: yo man you're such a lobster.

by clickclak February 24, 2022

Lobster

This damn lobster.
*sigh*
You know what? Just--just...
Who is it?

Seriously...? Come on. Just. Take responsibility for your problems. We all have that lobster in our life, but
I don't know.
*Ahem.*
Who is it?

by N0ne of your concern December 23, 2022