Lemon Teasing

using the juice of a lemon to stimulate wounds on the vaginal/clitoral regions, caused by violent sex

Lemon Teasing - Halve a lemon, juice it and set aside. Perform brutal sex on your female partner until the pussy has been grated to show wounds. While wounds are fresh, pour the lemon juice over the gaping wounds. If vagina starts to fizz, stand back!

by Fruit Master Flexmatic December 9, 2008

Lemon grabbing

Someone who creeps on others or is considered a total spas

1 "what?! We lost the game?!??? Ahhhhh!!!"

"Quit lemon grabbing!!!"
2 *someone creeping on facebook*

"Your such a lemon grab!"

by Lmgangie December 7, 2012

lemonade

n. (similar to tea) The title of Beyonce's 2016 album that contained personal information about her relationship with Jay-Z and other topics like their daughter, Blue Ivy, her father, and also female empowerment... gossip; the scoop; the details, etc...

You better make some lemonade and tell us what happen between Tonny and Mary.

by StrawberryTeaAndLemonade May 25, 2016

puckered lemon

another term for what a persons anus looks like.

"you shut up or I'll blast your puckered lemon!"

by billy trinkets June 6, 2004

lemon squeeze

(n) The act of placing one's hand on the female breast and then rotating it alternately clockwise then anti-clockwise over the nipple (usually erect).

(v) Doing the action.

I gave my friendly neighbour a lemon squeeze this afternoon.

by lemons January 6, 2006

levonnie

Levonnie is one of the funniest, smart, most beautiful people you could ever meet. She is a once in a lifetime gift, a truly amazing friend, and tries her best. She has an awesone sense of humor, she is intelligent, and majestical. She's so cute tjshsfjfsjtd you would be considered weird to not love her.

Omg is that levonnie?? Bruh, I love her so much.

by Levonnie April 30, 2022

Lemonade Suprise

Marijuana that has been urinated on.

John: This dank is so good. Why is it called lemonade suprise?

Dave: Cause somebody peed on it.

by Creamyguzzler6969 December 26, 2006