An annoying teacher with nearly zero effective educational ability besides yelling at students and accusing them of cheating and similar things. You will despise her class and thank the Lord when summer arrives, as you will feel the only way to escape her is by way of death. Pray you never get put in her class, and if you are, may your God bless you with the strength to handle her pitchy obnoxious voice and terrible, unfair rules.
Person 1: "That girl is such a bitch."
Person 2: "That girl is more than a bitch, she's a Lauren Palatucci!"
Person 2: "That girl is more than a bitch, she's a Lauren Palatucci!"
by mcerc June 27, 2021
Get the Lauren Palatuccimug. Lauren is someone who has singing abilities and is someone you won't mess with because she'll roast you. She can be petty at times and she accepts it but she makes up for it by being a good friend. She is your typical Asian on the outside but on the inside is when her inner white girl shines. Every now and then she has a crush but is able to get over them really quick. If she isn't at a stars game, she is nowhere. If she isn't drinking boba, she's drinking air. If she isn't eating sushi, she's going out to restock her sushi collection. If she isn't eating craft Mac and cheese when she gets home from school, she's eating that cliff bar from breakfast. If she isn't listening to emo music, she's listening to Disney music. If she's in a pissy mood, she gonna bring out that hoodie tomorrow. Overall, she's a good listener but if you get on her bad side, she gonna ditch your lunch table.
by Jas :)) February 19, 2017
Get the Laurenmug. a bitch who thinks shes cute but shes not. generally is blonde but has no eyebrows. laurens will grow up alone and have nobody. they over exaggerate their dogs and pets.
by My Gay Life\\ Daern May 30, 2018
Get the laurenmug. Stinky Lauren is a bitch the most ugliest girl ever
Other Laurens are cool
The stinky Lauren sucks her brother off
Other Laurens are cool
The stinky Lauren sucks her brother off
by Gingercow22 July 1, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. Get the Laurenmug. A complete and utterly bitch she thinks she's the best but she isn't she's a complete slut and no one likes her she's sometimes pretty but has the most offal taste of fashion she chases after other people's boyfriend cuz she is to ugly to get one by herself
1."who's that bitch over there checking out my boyfriend must be a Lauren"
2."Who's that chick whereing skin tight shorts where her ass is hangin out must be a Lauren"
2."Who's that chick whereing skin tight shorts where her ass is hangin out must be a Lauren"
by Zaybriel's HOT AF cousin August 31, 2015
Get the Laurenmug. Lauren and Victoria are two beautiful, feisty, and fun girls who are best friends and better yet, sisters. Everyone is jealous of their glorious friendship. They're always with eachother, causing ruccus wherever they go. At parties, they're always with eachother, and wouldn't have it any other way. They can do simple things like watch movies and still have the greatest time imaginable. They'll go down in history as an epic duo, and be even greater than Louis and Clark. They would catch a grenade for eachother, throw their heads on a plate for eachother, jump in front of a train for eachother, and do anything for eachother. Finding friendship like theirs is like trying to nail jello to a tree. They're two peas in a freakin pod alright.
by Hot Mamma9087968754875 January 18, 2011
Get the Lauren and Victoriamug.