A tall, dark, and handsome pedophile that lives in an isolated town with his other pedophillic pals. Kyle is a dope ass bitch who don't take no shit from nobody. Kyle works for a party rental company and steals ice from fire departments. Kyle rocks black asics and sexy cargo shorts. Kyle wears an opening day yankees shirt, but he has never been to a game. His brother not only looks like a monkey, but he also performs anal on their offspring. Kyle has beautiful blue eyes and small pectorals. Everyone wants to be like him.
by kylehottie3245pedobear August 30, 2013
Get the Kyle mug.The ultimite dog slayer, would stir fry a dogs anus and deep throught that shit without hesitation. He will kill around 189 dogs in his lifetime. Any sibling of his makes him horny. Kyle is the EXACT DEFINITION of a faggot. A kyle would where beats to raise his self esteem but makes him look more like a faggot.
by Fuss May 15, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.Kyle is a fat fuck, he is a waste of air, he should just go to China and get his life sucked into a machine. he is so fat he eats all the starbursts on the planet. he is also a meth head and does a lot of other drugs. he will also eat you if he has the chance.
by bigjose November 22, 2018
Get the kyle mug.An incredibly gay person!
by Sir. Judge-a-lot December 8, 2017
Get the Kyle mug.A girl with striking eyes and a beautiful smile. She is gorgeous, but some people are to blinded by jealousy to see it. Most people find her extremely likable. She tries to be kind all the time, but sometimes fails without realizing it. A lot of people also find her hilarious- she doesn't even try though. Her friends love her so much, and she loves them back. She wants a boy to love her, but her relationships never last long. She isn't athletic, but skinny while still eating tons! She is very talented with music but always fails with drawing. Overall, she is beautiful, funny, strivingly kind, talented, and caring.
That girl over there just tripped and I laughed but she smiled with her amazing eyes anyway so my heart warmed- what a Kyle!
by urbandictionary5446 December 17, 2012
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Get the Kyle mug.-Adjective.
-When someone undoubtedly fails at a certain, once seen as cool activity.
-Term derived from the South Park character Kyle Broflovski.
-When someone undoubtedly fails at a certain, once seen as cool activity.
-Term derived from the South Park character Kyle Broflovski.
by Little Miss Happy Face July 8, 2010
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