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stim junkie 

A former gym bro who got a bit too much enthusiastic about pre-workout supplements and now uses working out only as an excuse to get absolutely cracked out on illegal dark market pre-workout powders.
A: "Look at that insane guy throwing dumbbells around like crazy!"

B: "I know, I've just seen him take 5 scoops of that DMAA-based pre-workout drink. What a stim junkie!"
stim junkie by Victorinoxx July 14, 2022
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Dopamine Junkie 

A person who needs constant dopamine or he will get bored of anything. This is the type of person who will play something else while while watching a movie.
Person 1: bro get off your phone
Person 2: no

Person 1: you’re straight up a dopamine junkie

Jap Junker 

Any 2000’s to 2005 Japanese car, especially the 05 Acura El
Guy #1 “you see that jap junker?”
Guy #2 “oh yeah that just nicks car.”
Jap Junker by Jitaladanger March 11, 2023

Hungry Hungry Junkie 

To place an assortment of drugs on a table. Then, have 3 to 5 people sit around the table. Make them place their hands behind their back. When one calls out "Go!" everyone tries to eat as much of the drugs as they can only using their mouth.
We go some X some Coke and a little bit of salvia. What are we gonnna do with these scraps?



Hungry Hungry Junkie!!!!!
Hungry Hungry Junkie by D-Loan October 30, 2007

cancer of the junk 

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".

What the Junk 

A more appropriate and silly way of saying "What the Fuck." Commonly used by teens.
Ryan ate your donut... "What the Junk Ryan, you are so fat and annoying."
What the Junk by Bill Cliffton November 7, 2016

wwe_wwf_junkie 

1: A morbidly obese superfan of WWE who spends 19 hours of every day making photoshops of non-WWE wrestlers to mock.

2: Completely obsessed WWE drone
3: Loser
I went to a wrestling show today, I got mad at one of them but calmed down, I didn't wanna pull a wwe_wwf_junkie