by Macphilia June 14, 2009
by DRGTYJ October 07, 2008
A text message update, when somethings going on and someone sends you a (usually discrete) text message that tells you about the situation
by burnsh May 11, 2010
When someone sends you such a long text (normally consisting of 7+ pages) that it could almost be considered a novel.
Jim: Dude holy shit, Jenny just sent me like ten full texts in a row.
Tom: Damn. She must have skills equal to JRR Tolkien, eh?
Jim: I know. She always sends me text novels.
Tom: Damn. She must have skills equal to JRR Tolkien, eh?
Jim: I know. She always sends me text novels.
by Izionn June 09, 2010
by ThatRandomGuyWhoWasPissed November 09, 2009
synonym for drunk texts. Texts sent while "on the lash"; texts you usually regret, and are most of the time incoherent and vulgar in nature.
1. "dude, i'm going on the fucking lash tonight, I'll lash text you later"
2. "Man was I drunk as shit last night, I lash texted all those hoes in my phone trying to get some"
3. "Stop lash texting me you idiot and sober up. You're acting like you're on your Gap Yah"
2. "Man was I drunk as shit last night, I lash texted all those hoes in my phone trying to get some"
3. "Stop lash texting me you idiot and sober up. You're acting like you're on your Gap Yah"
by C. Murdah July 02, 2012
When you try not to be rude texting while you are out with friends so you hide it by texting with the phone still in your bag. This is an attempt to trick people that you are with into not thinking you are rude when in fact it is so obvious when you are standing there with your bag open and your whole hand is in the bag, holding your phone, texting.
by XtinaX123 July 30, 2011