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synonym for drunk texts. Texts sent while "on the lash"; texts you usually regret, and are most of the time incoherent and vulgar in nature.
1. "dude, i'm going on the fucking lash tonight, I'll lash text you later"

2. "Man was I drunk as shit last night, I lash texted all those hoes in my phone trying to get some"

3. "Stop lash texting me you idiot and sober up. You're acting like you're on your Gap Yah"
by C. Murdah July 02, 2012
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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