Irish Hooker

An alcoholic drink, much like a White Russian, but substitute the vodka with Irish whiskey.
Bartender, another Irish Hooker for me please!
by Doctor Gabriel November 10, 2010
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dirty eskimo hooker

a random group of words used to describe tara by ryan for some unknown reason. The best explanation i can come up with is that his blood sugar was extremely low. We can best describe this group of words as offense to wevan and will refrain from use of it!
"you are a dirty eskimo hooker !"
"why ryan"
by pr4p October 10, 2008
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Skanky Pirate Hooker

Someone who is very slutty who you might call hoe face or douche bag.They like to hump everything.Are usually guys because it makes it funnier.It just happens to be most of the guys I know like Adam,Alex,Riley,Sam,Cole,Choua,and much more.
He is such a slutty douche bag,so he must be a skanky pirate hooker.
by Taylor also known as tater tot December 13, 2008
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Hooker High School

The place where mexicans roam, the druggies are happy, cheerleaders are annoying, and everyone knows everyone. A little school over flowing with rules and cameras with a dictator to over see all. In other words: the last place in the planet you want to be.
"Jail would be better then Hooker High school," said Bob.

"Oh, I know her, and him. Oh I know him as well, and his great grandfather's step son's little sister's boyfriend's best friend's mom."
by Little Miss Dumpling May 11, 2009
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Pirate Hooker

Man, I can't believe pirate hooker took a giant shit in her litter box.
by colonelcantwell September 08, 2009
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Cheap-o-hooker

a hooker who is so ugly that everyone jokes about how cheap she must be (also can be used on a non-hooker)
Yo look at that Cheap-o-hooker
Hey man you got 99¢ im gonna have sex and still have enough to buy a taco
by Catrina teat April 15, 2010
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America's Next Top Hooker

This is a fake TV show from the video game: Grand Theft Auto 4. This show is obviously making fun of the terrible show: America's Next Top Model. In reality the two shows achieve the same thing, which is judging women solely based on there bodies.
I was playing Grand Theft Auto and I heard an advertisement for "America's Next Top Hooker" on the radio, while I was running over hookers. It was funny.
by Brymlee November 15, 2012
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