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matzah gobbler

The proper, non-racist term for a Jew, much like kike.
James: Look at Avi over there paying that clerk in pennies, when I just saw him climb out of that $100,000 Ferrari.

Alison: Typical matzah gobbler, always gobbling that nasty kike food and ripping people off.
by Albert Sharpton September 4, 2019
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Orange gobbler

Look at that orange gobbler gobbling oranges in the orange field.
by Orangegobbler March 19, 2021
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knob gobbler

knob gobblers: ron cordova, chris kawalski, jesse charlton, chase kernan,
by nozzlington bear December 15, 2006
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Knob Gobbler

Someone who likes to put a man's penis in their mouth and fluxuate their mouth... making a duck-like sound.
1. I hate Page. He he such a knob gobbler.

2. Dude, you should have seen that girl going to town on me. She was a definite knob gobbler.

3. The way that girl is eating that pop-sickle makes her look like a knob gobbler.
by bryan harper July 14, 2005
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gobble the goose

form of speech:Verb;
tense:Singular/Present tense

When a man performs oral sex on a woman
or vice versa, the "goose" would be defined singularly as bodily fluids produced durring sexual intercourse, thus Gobbeling the goose would be the intake of fluids from sex organs such as the penis or vagina, ect.

Other Forms of Speech:
Plural/present (Gobble the geese)
Singular/Past tense (Gobbled the goose)
Plural/past tense (gobbled the geese)
Noun Form (Goose Gobbler)

Synonyms followed by (noun form):
Suck cock (cock sucker), Eat pussy (pussy eater), Guzzle Cum (Cum Guzzler), Muching carpet (Carpet Muncher), Sample the stick (Stick sampler), give head (head giver), nut juggling (nut juggler), cooch capering (Cooch caper), squirreling (squirreler),ect.

Antonyms in noun form:
Non-head'giving prude ass bitch.
-Hey Betty, I was gobbled some geese last night at the office party.
-Oh yeah, with who?
-Well, it was a number of people...i was awfully hammered and/or stoned, and cant remember a damn thing!
-Well then how did you know that you gobbled geese?
-I found it evident as when i woke up, i discoverd protein stains on my dress...far too much for just one individual! So logically, i figured i gobbled at least 4-7 mens geese.
-Well I hear Jack produces a lot of man juice now a days...you could have just gobbled his goose
-How do you know of Jacks man juice production rate?
-I pay him 10 dollars a day to fill an empty gatorade bottle with his cum, so that i may enjoy it not only when im secretly giving him head in his office, but also when im on the go!
by Tori January 4, 2004
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cock gobbler

n. a person or sheep, that gobbles down cock

also see have you seen my turkey?
by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003
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