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Professional Glazer

A person who (figuratively) cannot get someone's dick out their mouth. Example ESSAY from a professional glazer:

Faith is a very likeable, but shy girl. She can seem distant at times, but that's just her being shy. She's absolutely gorgeous although she is very self conscious. She never really puts herself out there. She always dresses cute, and will constantly smell like a yummy perfume. She's the girl that everyone has a crush on at least once because she has that classic charm that can attract anyone. When she opens up she is very witty, funny, and fun. She will always be there when you are down, and almost always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. She's really great at flirting in a kind of funny and adorkable way that can attract anyone. She has that home kinda feel to her. Like the girl next door. Also is very smart and laid back. She always gets her homework done and will be open to letting anyone copy off her just because that's the kinda person she is.

by Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2017
Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuuu, you fucking professional glazer, shame on you. Glazing = no pussy, none, zero, nada. Be better teacher's pet looking ass
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
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9th grader

AKA a freshman in high school. They are usually the ones that are nervous on the first day and they need a map to figure out how to get to their classes. And they think that they’re adults now just because they’re no longer in middle school, but little do they know that freshman year is just the beginning. They’ve still got a long 4 year journey to go. And they’re the most hated group of high schoolers because of the fact that they’re immature and they just came from middle school. They think high school is all fun and games during freshman year, but little do they know that after freshman year, it gets a lot more serious.
Sophomore: “Hey what grade are you in”?
Freshman: “I’m a 9th grader”
Sophomore: “Ew, imagine being a freshman
by TEEGUY July 12, 2024
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gojo glazer

One of THE WORST kinds of people in anime
Basically a gojo dick rider
by Fuga<—(— August 12, 2024
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Ditch graver

A person who is destined to die in a ditch with no future ahead of them.
Brian: “did you hear those hooligans talking over there?”
Liam: “they are the future crack fiends and ditch gravers of this generation.”
by BleachBrinker98 May 9, 2024
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Ditch graver

Ditch graver: a term used to describe a person with no future and most likely to die in a ditch
Brian: “did you see those heathens speaking over there?”
Liam: “yeah, they are the future ditch gravers of the world
by BleachBrinker98 May 9, 2024
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serial glazer

A serial glazer is a person who just cant seem to stop dickriding it don’t matter who or where they dickriding
Aye bro he get so many bitches im tryna get like him and his brother make hella money

This is dickriding at its finest the amount of glazing is crazy multiple glazings is the work of a serial glazer
by Twandillinger March 9, 2024
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fourth grader flame thrower

A match or lighter put in front of the nozel of an aerosol can to make a miniature flame thrower
Lets start a camp fire. We have hairspray and a lighter for a "fourth grader flame thrower" so we can start one fast.
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