Grandma Bulge

When someone who is particularly fat has it all stored in their pants and gives them a massive bulge hence the name, grandma bulge.
by Meme Dungeon July 02, 2019
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barbecued grandma

A grandma who has been crisped to the core on a stake.
Hey want to come have my barbecued grandma?
by WhatdoIdoifIatemygrandma101 April 22, 2023
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grandma blowjob

something that's not as effective as it could be but still gets the job done.
Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
by thatswhack June 04, 2018
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Grandma's secret recipe

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.
A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.
by Sexowl2.0 November 18, 2018
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Moist Grandma

When A Grandma Is Sexually pleased by a grandson
Came For Cookies Ended with a moist grandma
by Stinky lucas gang December 05, 2020
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grandma’s cheesecake

ass. Usually elderly, full of sweet cream and other delightful flavours.
Chris: “i only like my grandma’s cheesecake
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town
by pl4ss May 08, 2022
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Barstool grandma

A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids
The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma
by winkywpwinwwwinky May 09, 2018
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